I’ve been thinking of launching a more premium version of myself, just as Toyota did with its luxury offshoot, Lexus, and Hyundai is now doing a little more quietly, with Genesis. The new me will attempt to be less slovenly, and wear better clothes; I even intend to work out what a pocket square is (I always assumed it was a very small pet nerd).
I will also use more $100 words, like brocade and peripatetic, and will compare the vehicles I review to Russian…
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