As the rain-soaked trail collapsed and the Tesla Cybertruck began sliding towards a ravine, whence there appeared no hope of recovery, I considered my options. I could return to my first love, the theatre. I could call a tow truck, which could be suspended from a helicopter. I considered just gunning it, counting on the truck’s four-wheel steering and 521 pound-foot of electrotorque to claw back up the embankment. So I did that.
Schwaaashhhh! The truck came…
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